February 2012
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Okay guys, I’m going! I’m leaving at 5am tomorrow and I’m not sure when I’ll have internet :/ ANYWAY, leave me messages and such!
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gonzo is ready to go, though
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Why are you following me?
Put one reason in my ask pretty please
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can someone please remind me why didn’t i pack a week ago
and why did i ever think it was a good idea to go to college in the middle of nowhere?
“If you’re a kid who was not especially a star in your high school, I recommend going to a college in the middle of nowhere. I got all the attention I could ever have wanted.”
oh
that’s why
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last night i was reading the fault in our stars and towards the end of the book, i had to stop every minute or so because i couldn’t see through the tears
it was ridiculous
I COULDN’T READ BECAUSE I WAS CRYING
I’m moving out tomorrow!
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yellowcrystal asked: B K M
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Anonymous asked: You're a complete dumb ass.
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do i want to dan and michelle to leave their significant others to live together in a forbidden romance? no
but
do i want to read angsty/smutty fanfic? HELL YES
if wanting this is wrong then i don’t wanna be right, etc.
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mischiefmanagement:
televisionismygirlfriend:
jason-segel:
“I guess it is and have voted for contraception, although I don’t think it works. I think it’s harmful to women. I think it’s harmful to our society to have a society that says that sex outside of marriage is something that should be encouraged or tolerated … particularly among the young, and it has, I think we’ve seen very, very...
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foooolintherain replied to your post: “I guess it is and have voted for contraception,…
didn’t you know the “birth control is a gate way drug” TO SEX!! oh god..i can’t even say it with a straight face.
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
IS THIS REAL LIFE
IS THIS JUST FANTASY
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“I guess it is and have voted for contraception, although I don’t think it works. I think it’s harmful to women. I think it’s harmful to our society to have a society that says that sex outside of marriage is something that should be encouraged or tolerated … particularly among the young, and it has, I think we’ve seen very, very harmful long-term consequences to the society. Birth control...
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Woman in Comedy: A really scary thing happened to...
televisionismygirlfriend:
stfusexists:
gabydunn:
Part of me thinks it’s too soon to be writing about this because I don’t think I’ve completely processed how I feel, but I also think maybe this has happened to other women and I should talk about it in as raw a way as possible. I’m still really embarrassed and ashamed and garbled up inside, but maybe this can start a helpful discussion in...
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Watchfizzygoodmakefeelnice:
It’s raining men - Downton Abbey edition
I’ve seen people requesting this video earlier, so hopefully you’ll enjoy how it turned out! At least I make myself laugh, and that’s half the battle.
(The ending is funny because the only lasting love Thomas gets is from a dog)
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Watchodair:
new tv spot.
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dockeryfied:
warning: this might make you...
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bossypants replied to your post: but i don’t actually understand what’s happening……
BECAUSE RELIGION!
gillyweeds replied to your post: but i don’t actually understand what’s happening……
it’s an issue to the catholics, because catholicism is against birth control and they feel they’re being forced to support it now. which, they’re not. dumb.
idk, i think that instead of being...
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mischiefmanagement replied to your post: but i don’t actually understand what’s happening……
because sexism. literally. that’s it. women having sexual freedom is frowned upon. so no birth control, no abortions, purity purity purity forever yaayyyyyy /sarcasm.
the fact that a person a white guy dares to suggest that women have to go through a fucking transvaginal ultrasound to be given the...
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but i don’t actually understand what’s happening… why is giving birth control pills to women a problem? why do so many people have a problem with it?
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claviculars:
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“Now because the majority of abortions are performed in the first trimester, if...”
– JON STEWART, on Virginia’s inhumane, inhuman and shameful “personhood” law that requires women wanting to get an abortion to, in essence, be subject to rape, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
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no one but mr.
no one but mrs.
smith
and
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Isabella's "follow these fab people forever and...
violetcrawley:
follow all of these lovely people—they have awesome blogs and have managed to deal with my constant flailing thus far:
accionaya | agathons | ambotherambo | andthenisay | ann-walker | aragorns | baptisms- | bboone | becominglishaney | bellatirx | bonjourclarice | bree-s| bridgetvonhammersmark | brilliantbeyondbrilliantidea | brittapperry | buccaneer | cas-tiel |...
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ugh, when people i never talked to comment on my facebook status…
just go away good god
let me post feelings LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
ugh himym :/
i don’t know what killed me more at that episode: if it was marshall telling robin she had to move out, if it was barney saying that he was okay with ted/robin, if it was marshall’s “not yet” at the end, if it was ted’s face during the whole thing, if it was the fact that robin couldn’t catch a fucking break this whole season, and UGH...
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“Before we start the broadcast tonight, I just want to address my recent absence...”
– STEPHEN COLBERT, opening the Feb. 20, 2012 edition of The Colbert Report, after returning from a two-day hiatus during which he tended to his ill mother.
He ended the monologue by saying “Confidential to a lovely lady,” before making an apparent gesture of support to his mom.
(via inothernews)
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lizayzay replied to your post: i wonder what would happen if that martin lawrence…
That monologue made me kind of sick. Like what even. Tumblr would explode. There would be angry gifs everywhere.
ugh i know right, it was really fucking terrible
and it wasn’t even funny
i have no idea who on earth told him that was a good idea for a monologue/stand up routine
like “HEY DUDE...
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i wonder what would happen if that martin lawrence monologue happened today
like, during liveblogging
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apoehler asked: 9.